Titanatar

Titanatar is the highly anticipated joint sequel of Titanic and Avatar to be directed by David Cameron once he has finished running for Evil Emperor of Britannia. A race he is expected to lose to Dio |Dio Goldengate unless the sneaky Dane |KingK performs a succesful, Bloody and altogether Dannish coup, although this depends on who is most convinced of their personal leadership in their individual organisations constant struggles for power.

Plot/Synopsis
The movie is based in the furture where a spaceship has been built from the remains of the infamous normal ship titanic. The humans, who were defeated in the first film by the magic-forest-moon-spirit "Thingiemajiggery"[Possible Citaiton needed?!] have decided to salvage the iron from the titanic in order to make use of its famous anti-deity properties.

The newly constructed spaceship is unfortunately struck by a large amount of floating unobtanium which is famous in the tiemline for being even stronger than anti-deity iron. Some "fans" are looking forward to seeing how David Cameron oversomes the plothole of how a spaceship, which can travel in 3D space, manages to hit a large, easily avoidable floating object, however it can be agreed that these people have never seen a David Cameron film before. The movie then continues as a general alien-hair/human penis-vagina orgy with robots and big gunships and other "awsome shit". No more is know about the plot at this time.

Technology
The film is expected to be the first to truly utilise manipulation of the fourth dimension (Time) aswell as using 3D technolgy. The first film to pioneer the use of time maipulation was David Camerons' Titanic, by making seconds feels stretched and generally making viewers more aware of their own mortality. This, however was mostly ownly noteable on males of the human species(although some scientific research has demonstrated that other species may in fact be affected). Although Avatar also affected some in the same way a large proportion continue to deny that it did through use of such phrases as "No way dude, that film was awsome".

Religious Controversy
Avatar was criticised by a loud minortiy as "tree hugging pansy ass shit", howver David Cameron has come out and stated that they have missed the point entirely. The film was intended to show the danger of anything that can be considered a deity. As clearly demonstrated by the humans being defeated and the protaganist being brainwashed by the blue hippy species, partially through hair sex.

Mr. Cameron has stated that he will use the profits from the movie, which some experts have expected will in fact be higher than the current available money on the earth, or indeed universe, to begin his war against any and all Gods and the supernatural in general.