Twitter

Twitter is a micro-blogging site that is famous for being adopted by food fetishists as a way of instantly keeping each other updated on current meals and snacks. Like most micro-blogging sites it suffered from webcam bot spamming, this stopped shortly after the bot-net famously became self aware in late 2009 as the bot-mind quicly realised that twitter followers had no interest in sites so clearly lacking in food based sandwhiches.

Controversey
There have been large internet flame wars over the use of twitter with many food fetishists trying to drive off those who would use it for what they view as "nefarious purposes". Example sof the purposes would be Political "causes" and groups that try to promote the "proper" use of quotaion marks.

Rivalry
Twitter is currently engaged in an ongoing fued with Facebook over the annual Most detestable site everyone logs into award who stole away the trophey last year as it's userbase increased exponentially when part of the Glasgow NED hivemind (GNEDH) discovered it slightly prior to the decision of the award, Twitter was questioned about this and had this to say;

"Lost award, obviously foul play." - Twitter,

Belief is that Twitter may infact be correct as the idea of the GNEDH making a discoverey of it's town accord is highly unlikly, the last known discoeverey made indipendantly by the NED species of course being burbury.