Glasgow NED hivemind

The Glasgow NED Hivemind (GNEDH), otherwise known as "Alrigtmaet" is one of Scotland's few regional Eldritch Abominations, it is well known due to it's ability to coin many popular ned phrases such as; "Haen som bukkie", "Yer maw" and "Gohna geese a fag?". It's one of the few Eldritch Abominations who is routinly named in public as it's subordinate NED minds often proclaim it's name when coming in contact with humans.

Early life
Alrightmaet second calling in life other than coining highly popular phrases naturally was infact golf, when it was but a terrible spawn it took part in many a competition for the sport however the creature's motivation toward playing the sport was sadly crushed during a crucial match again the at the time still undiscovered Tiger Woods; now wordly reknowned as the only sportsman to have only one type of animal within his confines.

Late in the final portion of the same Alrigtmaet's golf ball was sent far off course as it catasrophically made contact with a stray owl, who made off with the golfball imbedded in a bleeding hole inside it's left lung - The hardy little creature was chased by the Alrightmaet support team all the way to the english tunnel before the bird took the train to france and finally hooted it's last leaving Alrigtmaet in a horrible situation where he was left unable to beat the starlet Tiger Woods who had the advantage of being in the right country.

Tiger Woods was infact scouted by the americans after the match and managed to land himself a golfing career out of the match, this disheartened the defeated Alrigtmaet severely to the point that he found himself routinly having nightmares of owls stealing his balls; leaving the monstrocity unable to ever play the sport again. It is believed that Alrightmat continues to have nightmares about is winged nemesis to this day and that he will never be able to lift a golf club again knowning that there is another feathered nocturnal bird in the world.

Medical Life
Alrigtmaet is currently undergoing a clinical trial by the Glasgow Medical Foundation, who concerned for the Eldritch Abomination's well being are running tests to see if Alrigtmaet is too stupid to live. Alrigtmaet has been put under constant clinical survailance to see if he does infact drop dead from mental deficiency.

Alrigtmaet is currently battling his stupidity exceptionally well, and scientists have said that the consequences of the loss of the creature would be felt nation wide as all the current generation of NEDs would lose their guidance in life, drink one last bukkie, play a game of COD and hang themselves en-masse. This would of course cause the collapse of the Microsoft Corperation who make extensive yearly profits from Hexbacks Laeve Gawld accounts which all NEDs pride themselves on having.